Robert Wuhl
as Zerbrowski

Zerbrowski

"Putting on a little weight there, aren't you Zerbrowski?"
"Ooh, I'm hurt," he said. He clutched hands to his chest, swaying a little.
"Don't tell me you don't want my body, the way I want yours?"

(Guilty Pleasures, page 18, paragraph 10)

Race Human
Status Alive
Title Detective
Description He stands at 5' 7" with curly black hair that is growing gray.
Commentary * Zerbrowski is a smart alec. It isn't a surprise that he was assigned to RPIT Often he trades quips with Anita at crime scenes.

* No first name is given for him in the series.

* He is married to Katie.

* When he and Dolph came to Anita's apartment after she was attacked by zombies, they saw her penguin collection. Ever since then, whenever Anita visits the station, there are stuffed penguins everywhere.

* He owns a pair of pajamas with choo-choos on it. ^.^

* He and his wife have been married for ten years and were having an anniversary celebration, when Dolph called both him and Anita to check out a possible lycanthrope skin that was found in a river.

* Later, when Anita got the police over to Elvira's house, she set it up so that they could enter the house. While there, Zerbrowski was attacked by one of the witches in an animal skin, specifically a leopard. He was nearly eviscerated by the attack, but Anita shot it dead.

* After he returned from sick leave, he began leaving stuffed penguins for Anita in the oddest places, including Anita's car seat and trunk, crime scenes, and the last on ever desk at the police precinct.

First
Appearance
GP
Subsequent Appearances LaC, CotD, LuC, BO, NiC