Gilbert Gottfried as Jeremy Ruebens
Gilbert Gottfried
as Jeremy Ruebens

Jeremy Ruebens

Ruebens stopped in the doorway, and hissed at me,
"You are an abomination before God."
"Jesus loves you too," I said smiling.
He slammed the door behind them. Childish.

(Circus of the Damned, page 6, paragraph 18)
Race Human
Status Alive
Title n/a
Description He is short, dark and grumpy, his small features clustered in the center of his face.
Commentary * He is a member of HAV, but has created a splinter group called Humans First. Their main agenda is to kill all vampires.

* He has met Anita before and called her a zombie loving bitch.

* When nervous, Ruebens' fingers wander about his clothing, adjusting buttons, straightening ties, etc.

* He is Jewish, or at least has that in his background, as his items against vampires are tiny Jewish Holy Books, the equivalent of crosses.
First
Appearance		 CotD
Subsequent Appearances None