Charles Montgomery

He has the ability to frown and make people run for cover. He just looks like a hard ass. Truth is, Charles faints at the sight of anything but animal blood. It's lucky for him he looks like such a big black dude. He has almost no tolerance for pain. He cries at Walt Disney movies, like when Bambi's mother dies. It's endearing as hell.

(The Laughing Corpse, page 75, paragraph 1)

* His wife Caroline is registered nurse.

* While physically intimidating, Charles is a "softy" and possesses a tender heart.